that song stuck in your head
“ [“It’s an honor to dance with you”] - Party A
Yes it is. I wish I could clone myself… so I could dance with myself - D. Meng ”
Everytime Little Nate comes on to the court, I think to myself…
“OMGz call a time out! Someone let a baby onto the court!”
In case you live under a rock: THE EXPENDABLES, STARRING:
Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, Randy Couture, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Terry Crews, Stone Cold Steve Austin
Coming August 13, 2010. YESss
pantsing
Do kids still pants one another? Who taught us that it was wildly funny to pants one another?
Pantsing was all the rage when I was in the ‘90’s. Pants to the ground everyday, all day. Oddly, this particular hobby seemed to fade away after high school. What happened? Didn’t we all pants each other in high school? Why did we all collectively stop when we got to college?
One time, I pants my cousin to the ground in A.J Wright. I didn’t notice that my mom was right behind us. She beat me in front of the cash registers. No shame or fear of DCYF. That’s when I knew in my heart that pantsing other dudes was awesome.
hd vision
The Mrs. and I were in CVS a few weeks ago and check out the shades that I picked up. Yea, the SAME design as the pair my father-in-law got after his “Cadillac” surgery (aka cataract surgery for those who don’t read in Chinglish).
Except mine have yellow lenses. Yellow lenses are the stupidest idea for sunglasses. They make everything brighter. I’m cruising around, and I decide I’d look pretty slick with my new sunglasses on. BOOM! It’s like someone turned on their high-beams. Ridiculous. I guess I didn’t get the memo that “HD Vision = anti-sunglasses”.
Time to add these shades to the pile of useless things I thought was funny to buy. It will peacefully collect dust alongside my snuggie and hug-e-gram.
