that song stuck in your head
![Patience | Boston, MA (via chengpb)
Look at this sucker, riding in a grocery cart. When I was his age, I was wrestling grizzly bears and brontosauruses mammoths. Forget groceries, I’ll have the freshly slain slaughtered saber tooth tiger, medium rare please.
Lots of yellow in this photo. Probably because I’ve been addicted to Bloons Tower Defense 4. I got my mind on bananas and bananas on my mind [hip hop reference of the month]. By addicted I mean hooked, and by hooked I mean I beat the game 6 times already. What’d you say? There’s no such thing as beating the game? Well, BOOM POW SURPRISE, I did. That’s why I slay massacre prehistoric tigers while you sat in a grocery cart waiting for your mom.
Edit: I forgot that I’m no longer suppose to write about slaying things and dinosaurs. One thousand apologies.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l07cjkf8f31qb5if1o1_500.jpg)
Patience | Boston, MA (via chengpb)
Look at this sucker, riding in a grocery cart. When I was his age, I was wrestling grizzly bears and brontosauruses mammoths. Forget groceries, I’ll have the freshly slain slaughtered saber tooth tiger, medium rare please.
Lots of yellow in this photo. Probably because I’ve been addicted to Bloons Tower Defense 4. I got my mind on bananas and bananas on my mind [hip hop reference of the month]. By addicted I mean hooked, and by hooked I mean I beat the game 6 times already. What’d you say? There’s no such thing as beating the game? Well, BOOM POW SURPRISE, I did. That’s why I slay massacre prehistoric tigers while you sat in a grocery cart waiting for your mom.
Edit: I forgot that I’m no longer suppose to write about slaying things and dinosaurs. One thousand apologies.
