that song stuck in your head

Preface: keys to the lamborghini

When your wife is mad at you…

Stay in hot pursuit. That means, follow her no matter what. It doesn’t matter what room she’s in, you have to stick like white on rice two thighs on a summer day. 

If you are a novice, you might find that she’s locked herself in the bathroom. Don’t panic. You must, I repeat, MUST stay outside of the bathroom door. The second you leave, she’ll know that you’re not in it to win it. 

I always keep in mind the Breathalyzer rule. If she can’t feel your breath, you’re not close enough. Always works, always will. <Hhhaaahhhh>, feel the power of the breath yet?  

Disclaimer: The Breathalyzer rule only works if you have a wife of infinite patience and grace. (+10 HP, +4 MP)

P.S. NFS: Hot Pursuit was one of the sickest games to ever descend on humanity. 90% of my vision loss can be attributed the “speed breaker/slow-motion” mode in that game.