that song stuck in your head

Yesterday, I took the wifey out to a fancy dinner at the Golden Arches. While we were waiting in line I showed her some of my kung-fu. She was impressed. I showed her all the good stuff: Himalayan arm bar, screaming lemur finger lock, etc. (see photo above of me starring in Bloodsport 3:The Musical). The kind of stuff that would make Mr. Miyagi proud, may he rest in peace. Needless to say, the workers were so impressed that when we ordered one cheeseburger, they gave us TWO. True story. 

Little did I know, I unleashed the fury. We were at Panera, I was trying to write a paper. BAM! Himalayan arm bar, executed to perfection. We were in Staples, HAY-YAH! Screaming lemur finger lock! The Mrs. is now a lethal weapon. Be afraid, very scared afraid.