
When the husband cooks dinner. Hold on to your pants, because we’re about to get fancy:
Sausage and cheese platter:
- 1 Hillshire Farms Beer Brat
- 1 Slice of Kraft American Cheese
- Slice brat into small pieces and put one slice of cheese on top
- Microwave for 30 seconds, then 20 seconds, then 15 seconds.
- Don’t question the chef.
Shells in a white cheddar cream sauce
- Discard the instructions on the box
- Mix water, milk, and olive oil in a 1 quart saucepan, bring to a boil
- Add pasta
- Mix cheese powder with milk and water in a 1 pint bowl
- Pour cream sauce into the saucepan, bring to a boil
- Serve whilst hot
Non-alcoholic, caramel champagne
- Open up a can of Diet Coke.
Now give me that food network contract.