that song stuck in your head

The Mrs. and I were in CVS a few weeks ago and check out the shades that I picked up. Yea, the SAME design as the pair my father-in-law got after his “Cadillac” surgery (aka cataract surgery for those who don’t read in Chinglish).  

Except mine have yellow lenses. Yellow lenses are the stupidest idea for sunglasses. They make everything brighter. I’m cruising around, and I decide I’d look pretty slick with my new sunglasses on. BOOM! It’s like someone turned on their high-beams. Ridiculous. I guess I didn’t get the memo that “HD Vision = anti-sunglasses”. 

Time to add these shades to the pile of useless things I thought was funny to buy. It will peacefully collect dust alongside my snuggie and hug-e-gram.